"Wake up bud… heh, yeah your Dad let me in… didn’t seem too happy about it but hell, what are ya gonna do? He says you might be a bit hungover this mornin’… heh… I got a remedy for ya. Well, it always makes ME feel better!" Grin.
"Don’t look so worried jock - would I lie to you? Best way to cure a sore throat is to rub somethin’ back there and this is the only thing I can think of… did I say rub? Well the best way is to really SHOVE somethin’ back there… I’m just tryin’ to help… hold on bro, here we go!" Grin.
"Pizza night was a great idea bro… I’ve got the dough, the sauce, the cheese, mushrooms, tomatoes… huh? Aw shit, I forgot the salty thick cut salami you said I would love… what’s that? You brought it with you? Awesome bro, come on then… gimme a taste! MMMPPPHHH!!!"
"Haha, perfect bro, this will definitely win us the ‘goofy pic’ contest… that’s it, act like you’re really struggling… this was your idea, after all… oh wait, it was MY idea, hah… keep snappin’ selfies bro, gotta make sure we get a good one… hang on… let’s make this the ‘before’ pic… I got an even better idea for the ‘after’…" Grin.
Bro, I know this hurts, but it is the only way to deal with the itch in your ass properly. The best cure is to rough up the site of the itch, to allow for better penetration of the warm, thick “itch relief cream”. It may not feel right at first, but the best way for the cream to be applied is internally.
The fantasy blog of a str8 white jock who always seems to get into trouble with hung black/ethnic dudes. Well, more like misunderstandings and accidents... Plus my racist Dad always seems to walk in at the worst time!