I don’t think I need to add a caption to reblog this one. 

I don’t think I need to add a caption to reblog this one. 

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"Pizza night was a great idea bro… I’ve got the dough, the sauce, the cheese, mushrooms, tomatoes… huh? Aw shit, I forgot the salty thick cut salami you said I would love… what’s that? You brought it with you? Awesome bro, come on then… gimme a taste! MMMPPPHHH!!!"

"Pizza night was a great idea bro… I’ve got the dough, the sauce, the cheese, mushrooms, tomatoes… huh? Aw shit, I forgot the salty thick cut salami you said I would love… what’s that? You brought it with you? Awesome bro, come on then… gimme a taste! MMMPPPHHH!!!"

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Anonymous said: This blog and your erotic stories are literally the hottest things to read ever. I know it's time consuming to run the blog and everything, so I really appreciate all that you do

That is the sweetest thing ever. 

Cheers,

CJ

"Haha, perfect bro, this will definitely win us the ‘goofy pic’ contest… that’s it, act like you’re really struggling… this was your idea, after all… oh wait, it was MY idea, hah… keep snappin’ selfies bro, gotta make sure we get a good one… hang on… let’s make this the ‘before’ pic… I got an even better idea for the ‘after’…" Grin.

"Haha, perfect bro, this will definitely win us the ‘goofy pic’ contest… that’s it, act like you’re really struggling… this was your idea, after all… oh wait, it was MY idea, hah… keep snappin’ selfies bro, gotta make sure we get a good one… hang on… let’s make this the ‘before’ pic… I got an even better idea for the ‘after’…" Grin.

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Bro,  I know this hurts, but it is the only way to deal with the itch in your ass properly.  The best cure is to rough up the site of the itch, to allow for better penetration of the warm, thick “itch relief cream”.  It may not feel right at first, but the best way for the cream to be applied is internally. 
Trust me, I got your back.

Bro,  I know this hurts, but it is the only way to deal with the itch in your ass properly.  The best cure is to rough up the site of the itch, to allow for better penetration of the warm, thick “itch relief cream”.  It may not feel right at first, but the best way for the cream to be applied is internally. 

Trust me, I got your back.

Dunno why you guys keep askin’ but OK, here’s a pic of my new socks…

Dunno why you guys keep askin’ but OK, here’s a pic of my new socks…

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sweatygaysex-deactivated2014080 said: Hey man, love your blog. So fucking hot, I'm definitely going to bust a nut to it later!

Thanks for taking the time to let me know! Enjoy the archive, lots of great stuff in there :P

flatabsbigdicks said: You're back! did your itchy hole get you into any trouble while you were away?

Funnily enough, it did! Hoping to write about it soon :P

I was jealous of my Irish buddy’s massive prick… he was always showing it off in the lockerroom, letting it flop and slap so heavily against his thighs as he wandered up and down from the showers back to the lockers… and it was always easy to overhear him bragging about how he’d made yet another of the stuck-up, Christian cheerleaders turn into a squealing mess with his veiny hog. Most of them told their boyfriends they were waiting until marriage to have sex - until they met him and his hairy ginger donkey dick… I envied his schlong, and told him so one night when we were alone at my house. He told me the only way I’d know what it’s like to have a big cock (his ‘Irish pride’, he called it) was to feel it… but only if I used my mouth. 
Well, what else was I supposed to do?

I was jealous of my Irish buddy’s massive prick… he was always showing it off in the lockerroom, letting it flop and slap so heavily against his thighs as he wandered up and down from the showers back to the lockers… and it was always easy to overhear him bragging about how he’d made yet another of the stuck-up, Christian cheerleaders turn into a squealing mess with his veiny hog. Most of them told their boyfriends they were waiting until marriage to have sex - until they met him and his hairy ginger donkey dick… I envied his schlong, and told him so one night when we were alone at my house. He told me the only way I’d know what it’s like to have a big cock (his ‘Irish pride’, he called it) was to feel it… but only if I used my mouth. 

Well, what else was I supposed to do?

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A sleepover with a big, hung ginger Irish jockboy for my buddy art_gum… looks like his thick veiny prick got lodged in my mouth right before bedtime… gonna be a loooong night!

A sleepover with a big, hung ginger Irish jockboy for my buddy art_gum… looks like his thick veiny prick got lodged in my mouth right before bedtime… gonna be a loooong night!

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