I was jealous of my Irish buddy’s massive prick… he was always showing it off in the lockerroom, letting it flop and slap so heavily against his thighs as he wandered up and down from the showers back to the lockers… and it was always easy to overhear him bragging about how he’d made yet another of the stuck-up, Christian cheerleaders turn into a squealing mess with his veiny hog. Most of them told their boyfriends they were waiting until marriage to have sex - until they met him and his hairy ginger donkey dick… I envied his schlong, and told him so one night when we were alone at my house. He told me the only way I’d know what it’s like to have a big cock (his ‘Irish pride’, he called it) was to feel it… but only if I used my mouth. 
Well, what else was I supposed to do?

I was jealous of my Irish buddy’s massive prick… he was always showing it off in the lockerroom, letting it flop and slap so heavily against his thighs as he wandered up and down from the showers back to the lockers… and it was always easy to overhear him bragging about how he’d made yet another of the stuck-up, Christian cheerleaders turn into a squealing mess with his veiny hog. Most of them told their boyfriends they were waiting until marriage to have sex - until they met him and his hairy ginger donkey dick… I envied his schlong, and told him so one night when we were alone at my house. He told me the only way I’d know what it’s like to have a big cock (his ‘Irish pride’, he called it) was to feel it… but only if I used my mouth. 

Well, what else was I supposed to do?

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A sleepover with a big, hung ginger Irish jockboy for my buddy art_gum… looks like his thick veiny prick got lodged in my mouth right before bedtime… gonna be a loooong night!

A sleepover with a big, hung ginger Irish jockboy for my buddy art_gum… looks like his thick veiny prick got lodged in my mouth right before bedtime… gonna be a loooong night!

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Sounds exactly like the beginning of a dumb jock story…

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Anonymous said: "Broadyway Bares" did a football jock stripshow act calld 'tight end' that i think youd enjoy, if you haven't already.

Checked it out, love it, thanks for the heads up (or bottoms up)!

"That’s it buddy, close your eyes and suck on my straw… they don’t call it a Big Gulp for nothin’, heh" Grin. 

"That’s it buddy, close your eyes and suck on my straw… they don’t call it a Big Gulp for nothin’, heh" Grin. 

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Had to reblog this one… dumb jock trying his hand at religious conversion… looks like he’s the one that got converted… and the icing on the cake? His missionary buddy jacking his own fat prick and watching it all go down. 

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Everyone seems to have World Cup fever… it’s a good opportunity for dumb jock to make some new friends!

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Had to reblog this one…
"I’m spankin’ it as fast as I can dude, quit moanin’ about it… when I met you at the bus stop half an hour ago, I told you I’d be happy to help you out with your twitchin’ jockhole… keep the noise down, you don’t want your neighbours callin’ the cops… still twitchin’ huh? OK… there’s one more thing I can try… brace yourself…" Grin. 

Had to reblog this one…

"I’m spankin’ it as fast as I can dude, quit moanin’ about it… when I met you at the bus stop half an hour ago, I told you I’d be happy to help you out with your twitchin’ jockhole… keep the noise down, you don’t want your neighbours callin’ the cops… still twitchin’ huh? OK… there’s one more thing I can try… brace yourself…" Grin. 

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First fan submission!
"What do ya think of my new cowboy hat guys? Huh? Nah, of course I’m not gonna wear my jeans to bed, don’t be silly… yeah, I guess I could take em off now. I’ve been workin’ my glutes hard lately… it shows? Aw shucks, thanks guys… lemme peel em off now, they barely fit anyway… might take me a while guys, don’t log off!"

First fan submission!

"What do ya think of my new cowboy hat guys? Huh? Nah, of course I’m not gonna wear my jeans to bed, don’t be silly… yeah, I guess I could take em off now. I’ve been workin’ my glutes hard lately… it shows? Aw shucks, thanks guys… lemme peel em off now, they barely fit anyway… might take me a while guys, don’t log off!"

Dumb jock pic idea, number 1

Dumb jock pic idea, number 1

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