"It’s like I told ya bro, my gf won’t let me slap it on her face… she says it’s too heavy… can ya get down there and check it out for yourself? That’s it… pull it right back and let it… *THWACK!* see? It’s not so bad right? I’m sure she can take it… try it a few more times, just to be sure… and sorry bout the precum… *THWACK, THWACK, THWACK!*" Grin.
"Let’s just pick an experiment and get this over with bro, I didn’t wanna be lab partners with you either… and what’s up with all those weird looks your Dad gave me? He racist or sumthin’? Feel like I should put him in his place… Hang on, I got it… the experiment is ‘does cum sting your eyes?’… ready for our first test of many?"
"What’s that kid? You burnt your tongue on your nachos? It’s OK jock, I got just what you need… let ol’ Uncle Mike cool it down for ya while your Dad is out on a beer run… wrap you lips round this and you’ll be feelin’ better in no time…" Grin.
"In my expert opinion (heh) this is the only way to cure that itch of yours, little dude… damn, sure is lucky you came to the frathouse to visit your big bro… AND that he’s out on a date tonight… he would’ve spoiled all my fun… I mean, my help…" Grin.
Here’s another one of big bro… the whole team is on a jack-off ban until the big game, but his buddies helpfully told him to just slap his dong around a little every chance he gets… it won’t make him nut, but it will make his balls brew up an extra big load, so eventually, the slightest touch will make him explode like a cum cannon.
The fantasy blog of a str8 white jock who always seems to get into trouble with hung black/ethnic dudes. Well, more like misunderstandings and accidents... Plus my racist Dad always seems to walk in at the worst time!