hotintensefucks:

http://hotintensefucks.tumblr.com/

"Wake up bud… heh, yeah your Dad let me in… didn’t seem too happy about it but hell, what are ya gonna do? He says you might be a bit hungover this mornin’… heh… I got a remedy for ya. Well, it always makes ME feel better!" Grin. 

hotintensefucks:

http://hotintensefucks.tumblr.com/

"Wake up bud… heh, yeah your Dad let me in… didn’t seem too happy about it but hell, what are ya gonna do? He says you might be a bit hungover this mornin’… heh… I got a remedy for ya. Well, it always makes ME feel better!" Grin. 

(Source: hotrufftrade)

wellcoached:

red-bones:

“Tarzan and Flynn share in an awkward moment" comic page commission for Sidious
interested in your own commission? just send me a message

Looks like something that could only happen to a dumbhornyjock

See? Accidents can happen in cartoons too… 

wellcoached:

red-bones:

Tarzan and Flynn share in an awkward moment" comic page commission for Sidious

interested in your own commission? just send me a message

Looks like something that could only happen to a dumbhornyjock

See? Accidents can happen in cartoons too… 

Always gotta reblog pink underwear…

Always gotta reblog pink underwear…

(Source: clarissaharlowe, via michael227)

"Don’t look so worried jock - would I lie to you? Best way to cure a sore throat is to rub somethin’ back there and this is the only thing I can think of… did I say rub? Well the best way is to really SHOVE somethin’ back there… I’m just tryin’ to help… hold on bro, here we go!" Grin. 

"Don’t look so worried jock - would I lie to you? Best way to cure a sore throat is to rub somethin’ back there and this is the only thing I can think of… did I say rub? Well the best way is to really SHOVE somethin’ back there… I’m just tryin’ to help… hold on bro, here we go!" Grin. 

(Source: servingtheblackmonster, via 2gagthefag)

I don’t think I need to add a caption to reblog this one. 

I don’t think I need to add a caption to reblog this one. 

(Source: indianatractorboy, via bigggggggggggg)

"Pizza night was a great idea bro… I’ve got the dough, the sauce, the cheese, mushrooms, tomatoes… huh? Aw shit, I forgot the salty thick cut salami you said I would love… what’s that? You brought it with you? Awesome bro, come on then… gimme a taste! MMMPPPHHH!!!"

"Pizza night was a great idea bro… I’ve got the dough, the sauce, the cheese, mushrooms, tomatoes… huh? Aw shit, I forgot the salty thick cut salami you said I would love… what’s that? You brought it with you? Awesome bro, come on then… gimme a taste! MMMPPPHHH!!!"

(Source: swiss-stallion, via 2gagthefag)

Anonymous said: This blog and your erotic stories are literally the hottest things to read ever. I know it's time consuming to run the blog and everything, so I really appreciate all that you do

That is the sweetest thing ever. 

Cheers,

CJ

"Haha, perfect bro, this will definitely win us the ‘goofy pic’ contest… that’s it, act like you’re really struggling… this was your idea, after all… oh wait, it was MY idea, hah… keep snappin’ selfies bro, gotta make sure we get a good one… hang on… let’s make this the ‘before’ pic… I got an even better idea for the ‘after’…" Grin.

"Haha, perfect bro, this will definitely win us the ‘goofy pic’ contest… that’s it, act like you’re really struggling… this was your idea, after all… oh wait, it was MY idea, hah… keep snappin’ selfies bro, gotta make sure we get a good one… hang on… let’s make this the ‘before’ pic… I got an even better idea for the ‘after’…" Grin.

(Source: 1of2dads, via gopack14)


Bro,  I know this hurts, but it is the only way to deal with the itch in your ass properly.  The best cure is to rough up the site of the itch, to allow for better penetration of the warm, thick “itch relief cream”.  It may not feel right at first, but the best way for the cream to be applied is internally. 
Trust me, I got your back.

Bro,  I know this hurts, but it is the only way to deal with the itch in your ass properly.  The best cure is to rough up the site of the itch, to allow for better penetration of the warm, thick “itch relief cream”.  It may not feel right at first, but the best way for the cream to be applied is internally. 

Trust me, I got your back.

Dunno why you guys keep askin’ but OK, here’s a pic of my new socks…

Dunno why you guys keep askin’ but OK, here’s a pic of my new socks…

(Source: coachpervman, via jockbros)