"Seriously, did you guys slip somethin’ in my drink last night? I woke up with this boner and it won’t go down! I’ve been jackin’ for hours now, already missed four classes… the harder I stroke, the worse it gets! See? No, no, don’t come over guys… I don’t want ya to see me like this…"

(Source: foreverbigger)

collegejocks:

http://hornyfratboys.tumblr.com/

Some Cliff Jensen for jasonsfury… cocky fucker… 

(via apexhorndog77)

"Haha volunteering for the high school fashion show was a great idea - have you SEEN how many hot chicks are part of this thing? What’s that you got there…? Oh… they call that a ‘thong’ dude… you’ve never seen one before? Go ahead and put it on… damn… it uh… it fits real good… how bout you wear that out there, and I’ll just wear my towel… would be real funny if you ripped it off me out there on the catwalk, what do ya say? Let’s goof off a little and give ‘em a real good show, bro…" Grin. 

"Haha volunteering for the high school fashion show was a great idea - have you SEEN how many hot chicks are part of this thing? What’s that you got there…? Oh… they call that a ‘thong’ dude… you’ve never seen one before? Go ahead and put it on… damn… it uh… it fits real good… how bout you wear that out there, and I’ll just wear my towel… would be real funny if you ripped it off me out there on the catwalk, what do ya say? Let’s goof off a little and give ‘em a real good show, bro…" Grin. 

(via meggsy1)

coachpervman:

QB signed out a computer from the athletic dept., but I’m keeping an eye on him <g>

Who ever said an old dog like Coach couldn’t learn some new tricks with technology?

coachpervman:

QB signed out a computer from the athletic dept., but I’m keeping an eye on him <g>

Who ever said an old dog like Coach couldn’t learn some new tricks with technology?

(via 8boners)

A great scene… not much of a caption required. 

But… if I did write one… it would be along the lines of a drunk fratbro spending some ‘quality time’ with his roommate’s dumb little brother… 

(Source: foreverbigger)

Itchin&#8217; bad again, huh jock&#8230; 

Itchin’ bad again, huh jock… 

(Source: flavorsaver, via anubiscock-deactivated20140409)

anubiscock-deactivated20140409 asked: Your nifty stories are the hottest things I've ever read, please write more!

Very sweet of you man… great blog!

CJ

Not sure why I find this so hot&#8230; 

Not sure why I find this so hot… 

(Source: thejerkcircle, via 8boners)

Trying on his new green shorts in front of his buddies&#8230; no big deal, just us guys here&#8230; 

Trying on his new green shorts in front of his buddies… no big deal, just us guys here… 

(Source: prestopics, via boys-paradise-lost)

"It&#8217;s like I told ya bro, my gf won&#8217;t let me slap it on her face&#8230; she says it&#8217;s too heavy&#8230; can ya get down there and check it out for yourself? That&#8217;s it&#8230; pull it right back and let it&#8230; *THWACK!* see? It&#8217;s not so bad right? I&#8217;m sure she can take it&#8230; try it a few more times, just to be sure&#8230; and sorry bout the precum&#8230; *THWACK, THWACK, THWACK!*" Grin.  

"It’s like I told ya bro, my gf won’t let me slap it on her face… she says it’s too heavy… can ya get down there and check it out for yourself? That’s it… pull it right back and let it… *THWACK!* see? It’s not so bad right? I’m sure she can take it… try it a few more times, just to be sure… and sorry bout the precum… *THWACK, THWACK, THWACK!*" Grin.  

(Source: daddys-helper, via gopack13)