"Haha volunteering for the high school fashion show was a great idea - have you SEEN how many hot chicks are part of this thing? What’s that you got there…? Oh… they call that a ‘thong’ dude… you’ve never seen one before? Go ahead and put it on… damn… it uh… it fits real good… how bout you wear that out there, and I’ll just wear my towel… would be real funny if you ripped it off me out there on the catwalk, what do ya say? Let’s goof off a little and give ‘em a real good show, bro…" Grin.
"It’s like I told ya bro, my gf won’t let me slap it on her face… she says it’s too heavy… can ya get down there and check it out for yourself? That’s it… pull it right back and let it… *THWACK!* see? It’s not so bad right? I’m sure she can take it… try it a few more times, just to be sure… and sorry bout the precum… *THWACK, THWACK, THWACK!*" Grin.
"Let’s just pick an experiment and get this over with bro, I didn’t wanna be lab partners with you either… and what’s up with all those weird looks your Dad gave me? He racist or sumthin’? Feel like I should put him in his place… Hang on, I got it… the experiment is ‘does cum sting your eyes?’… ready for our first test of many?"
The fantasy blog of a str8 white jock who always seems to get into trouble with hung black/ethnic dudes. Well, more like misunderstandings and accidents... Plus my racist Dad always seems to walk in at the worst time!