Sounds exactly like the beginning of a dumb jock story…

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Anonymous said: "Broadyway Bares" did a football jock stripshow act calld 'tight end' that i think youd enjoy, if you haven't already.

Checked it out, love it, thanks for the heads up (or bottoms up)!

"That’s it buddy, close your eyes and suck on my straw… they don’t call it a Big Gulp for nothin’, heh" Grin. 

"That’s it buddy, close your eyes and suck on my straw… they don’t call it a Big Gulp for nothin’, heh" Grin. 

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Had to reblog this one… dumb jock trying his hand at religious conversion… looks like he’s the one that got converted… and the icing on the cake? His missionary buddy jacking his own fat prick and watching it all go down. 

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Everyone seems to have World Cup fever… it’s a good opportunity for dumb jock to make some new friends!

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Had to reblog this one…
"I’m spankin’ it as fast as I can dude, quit moanin’ about it… when I met you at the bus stop half an hour ago, I told you I’d be happy to help you out with your twitchin’ jockhole… keep the noise down, you don’t want your neighbours callin’ the cops… still twitchin’ huh? OK… there’s one more thing I can try… brace yourself…" Grin. 

Had to reblog this one…

"I’m spankin’ it as fast as I can dude, quit moanin’ about it… when I met you at the bus stop half an hour ago, I told you I’d be happy to help you out with your twitchin’ jockhole… keep the noise down, you don’t want your neighbours callin’ the cops… still twitchin’ huh? OK… there’s one more thing I can try… brace yourself…" Grin. 

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First fan submission!
"What do ya think of my new cowboy hat guys? Huh? Nah, of course I’m not gonna wear my jeans to bed, don’t be silly… yeah, I guess I could take em off now. I’ve been workin’ my glutes hard lately… it shows? Aw shucks, thanks guys… lemme peel em off now, they barely fit anyway… might take me a while guys, don’t log off!"

First fan submission!

"What do ya think of my new cowboy hat guys? Huh? Nah, of course I’m not gonna wear my jeans to bed, don’t be silly… yeah, I guess I could take em off now. I’ve been workin’ my glutes hard lately… it shows? Aw shucks, thanks guys… lemme peel em off now, they barely fit anyway… might take me a while guys, don’t log off!"

Dumb jock pic idea, number 1

Dumb jock pic idea, number 1

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Big bro pic idea, number 1

Big bro pic idea, number 1

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Just a reminder… for your dumb jock pics

For all you dumb jocks who are planning to take pics and send them through to me (via here or to my email, dumbhjock@gmail.com) don’t despair if you’re finding it hard to think of ideas. A simple exposed butt shot or jockstrap/tight briefs pic is enough for me to caption. 

Also, if you don’t want it posted publicly, of course I’ll respect your wishes. 

Check out my archive for some truly inspired ideas… got a buddy who is willing to help? A pic snapped with his dong accidentally stuck in your mouth would be perfect… or showing off your bubble butt while a cocky bud takes pics? To send to your girlfriend, of course… 

Good luck, dumb jocks :P

CJ