Had to reblog this one…
"I’m spankin’ it as fast as I can dude, quit moanin’ about it… when I met you at the bus stop half an hour ago, I told you I’d be happy to help you out with your twitchin’ jockhole… keep the noise down, you don’t want your neighbours callin’ the cops… still twitchin’ huh? OK… there’s one more thing I can try… brace yourself…" Grin. 

Had to reblog this one…

"I’m spankin’ it as fast as I can dude, quit moanin’ about it… when I met you at the bus stop half an hour ago, I told you I’d be happy to help you out with your twitchin’ jockhole… keep the noise down, you don’t want your neighbours callin’ the cops… still twitchin’ huh? OK… there’s one more thing I can try… brace yourself…" Grin. 

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First fan submission!
"What do ya think of my new cowboy hat guys? Huh? Nah, of course I’m not gonna wear my jeans to bed, don’t be silly… yeah, I guess I could take em off now. I’ve been workin’ my glutes hard lately… it shows? Aw shucks, thanks guys… lemme peel em off now, they barely fit anyway… might take me a while guys, don’t log off!"

First fan submission!

"What do ya think of my new cowboy hat guys? Huh? Nah, of course I’m not gonna wear my jeans to bed, don’t be silly… yeah, I guess I could take em off now. I’ve been workin’ my glutes hard lately… it shows? Aw shucks, thanks guys… lemme peel em off now, they barely fit anyway… might take me a while guys, don’t log off!"

Dumb jock pic idea, number 1

Dumb jock pic idea, number 1

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Big bro pic idea, number 1

Big bro pic idea, number 1

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Just a reminder… for your dumb jock pics

For all you dumb jocks who are planning to take pics and send them through to me (via here or to my email, dumbhjock@gmail.com) don’t despair if you’re finding it hard to think of ideas. A simple exposed butt shot or jockstrap/tight briefs pic is enough for me to caption. 

Also, if you don’t want it posted publicly, of course I’ll respect your wishes. 

Check out my archive for some truly inspired ideas… got a buddy who is willing to help? A pic snapped with his dong accidentally stuck in your mouth would be perfect… or showing off your bubble butt while a cocky bud takes pics? To send to your girlfriend, of course… 

Good luck, dumb jocks :P

CJ

Calling all dumb jocks!

Hey guys, I am momentarily coming out of my time away to try something out with you… one of my followers keeps hounding me to suggest this and I figure it’s worth a shot!

I’m asking for… *drum roll please* YOUR pics! Go on, send em through! But there’s a catch… I want you guys in your best dumb jock poses. For most, this should be easy… but if you need any ideas, keep jockstrap fittings, low sagging shorts, and being caught watching porn as a few good ones. I will write captions for the BEST fan pics and upload them to my blog. What do you think?

Oh and don’t worry if you’re not a typical dumb jock… I’ll accept pics of ‘big bro’ types too… you know, the kind that can’t control their enormous cocks ;)

Looking forward to seeing what you come up with - submit pics through the blog or directly to my email - dumbhjock@gmail.com

CJ. 

this-bi-guy:

Things that only happen in porn…. — [x]

I literally *just* watched this trailer and love the caption… 

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Here ya go… but only cos you guys asked for it! :P

I’ve always been a HUGE fan of this video so when I saw the best part (with captions) all together like this, I had to reblog it… definitely a possibility between dumb jock and a hung bud who is cocky enough to try it!

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Anonymous said: its been strange without my daily dose of dumb horny jock :(

Sorry bro… wish I could provide you with more adventures but this dumb jock is taking a break. Thanks a lot for the sentiment though, I appreciate it. CJ.